Server Rules

Hello everyone, I’m @Wayward_Jack, here’s some things we’re doing to keep you safe. We’d love you to help us by skimming them.


tl;dr, we’re just having a laugh and getting drunk, come find us



We run 2 3 DayZ Standalone servers:

Search for them with ‘Spaggie‘ IN THE COMMUNITY TAB, sigh

The Primary Server is

The Secondary Server is

We also run a Free to use TeamSpeak server with a lot of rooms (thanks HotFixGuru and Eldragon0) at –

All of our servers are 60 slots, they will always have the same number of slots as each other. There is no advantage to playing on one or the other, they are the same

Our Server 1 used to be public hive and we loved that, but we’re going private hive because a lot of people like it and a really good (UKA) private hive server just closed it’s doors. UKA are really cool guys, you should look them up. We rolled out server 2 because server 1 was getting full a lot

We are 1PP and always will be

Additionally, we also now have an’Events Server’ on This is configured the same as above generally but may change for a specific reason. This server will be open for your use unless it’s being prepped for an event then it will be password locked. The event organiser will own that password and the server for a time which the will distribute however they want. The server will be cleaned and wiped very often, nothing on here has a guarantee of persistance. The rental on this is short term

We love Charnarus dusks and dawns.

The Servers reset at 1 oclock and 7 oclock BST, they come back live just before dawn. The server is running on a summers day

Night time is also a lot of fun.


We reserve the right to reset the server for Friday Night Fire Fight (Mods come an play)

We turn as much of the HUD off as we are able to

The Servers are at Multiplay and it’s located in London, it’s paid up for about the next 2 years. Multiplay are great, really helpful and quick response.

If you’d like to donate to the running of the servers, there’s a ClanPay button on the right

You might be thinking, “This sounds a bit weird, some random guys on the internet have spent a load of money on a server and asking us to come play, what’s the catch?”

There is no catch, we’ve loved DayZ right from the first time we got shot to fuck on the beach 2 minutes after our first fresh spawn. This was a couple of years ago (back in the Mod). We’ve played DayZ as often as work and family would allow from then on. When we’re not playing DayZ we’ve got someone streaming DayZ going on in the background, TheRunningManz, TopeRec or M1ndr usually). It’s pretty much the only game we play. We are quite old, when that happens the amount of time you have to have fun is inversely proportional to the amount of money you have to have fun with. Some of us are exceptionally fortunate to have a good paying jobs, but not time. So any time spent needs to be efficient (things need to work quickly). Running a server is time efficient. Other people are massively fortunate in the opposite paradigm, they have a large amount of time, but maybe less money. We rent a couple of servers, it’s good for us. come play.

We do not give a shit about whether the server has 2 people on it (who, because of DayZ Luck end up in a gunfight in some arse end of Chernarus) or has 50 people on it. We do not give a shit about server rankings. We generally do not give a shit about that kind of thing.




What we DO care about is that each individual person on our server has an adventure they love.



We would like very much for you to come and play on our servers, we would like you to have a great time. To that end we’ve come up with some rules to protect everyone

No one under the age of 18 should play on our server

Try and leave everything better than you found it. Destroying vehicles is a brilliant thing to do.

Do no harm

Do not use text to chat, use a mic. you will be warned for using text. DayZ is a game about interactions, interact!

Play as you’d like, there’s no rules about KoS or Safe Zones or formal opinon on RP. Just do what you want.

We will run a banlist via BEC, shared by very kind admins on other servers, to keep you as safe as we can. We also use DAST. Due to very kind support and help from the Server Mod community we currently explicitly ban over 600 players, to help keep you safe. Have fun, please be as much of a good humoured dick as you can.

Please do not use Glitches, Scripts, Hacks, even Ghosting and Grinding or you WILL be banned. We will also not tolerate Racism, Sexism or activities which would be deemed hateful or illegal. Have fun, be a dick, enjoy DayZ but keep DayZ in DayZ if you know what we mean.

Because we feel that a single high ping player can be detrimental to server performance for all Users on the server, we reserve the right to kick a high ping player. We start getting nervous about ping around the 200s

If someone is harassing you or hacking or something that makes you feel uncomfortable and is outside of the ‘normal’ DayZ try to get video evidence and try to hit them with something. We can act if we have your in game name, their in game name and the time of day (please convert to GMT if required so it matches server logs and we can find them easier) TO BAN THEM

If someone we know and like tells us someone we don’t know is being spooky, we’ll side with the people we know and like. We reserve the right to act first and work out what the hell happened later. There is an unban form  nothing personal, just tell us wtf if you want

The Server Mods decision is final, no conversation or correspondence will be entered into, we also, because we can’t think of everything up front to keep everyone happy and safe, reserve the right to invent rules at the drop of a hat and apply there tretrospectively.


If you meet a streamer and you realise they’re a streamer, don’t call them out, just assume they are streaming and be cool, do your thing, have a great adventure.

Zombies will fuck you over whenever they can, that’s what we pay them for. Though Janeway Zombie seems to give us a lot for the money.

We reserve the right to wipe the server. We will give as much notice as we can

Tell your friends to come play on our server (please)

Anyone found bitching about the DayZ Devs or Bohemia Interactive or DayZ will be mercilessly ridiculed every time they turn up anywhere. Read the Status Reports, shit is cool.

Occasionally, we reserve the right to password either server or both at the same time. We try not to do this. So far we’ve only ever passworded server 2 for an event, it’s been for a day or so.

If at any time you feel unsafe or unwell. Seek help

If you make a cool video or something on our server please tweet it to @Spaggie he loves that stuff

Server Mods and Owners accept no responsibility or liability for an accident or event that happens during or in consequence of playing on our server


Drink fluids

Eat food

Love DayZ

Love your DayZ friends

Turn it all off and go out with your family


We are Goodmins not Badmins

@Wayward_Jack Server Events and Operations GoodMin
for low noise server news and help


Waywarj Jack, Jarl, Luc, Rokerz and Spaggie


A thought from Rokerz:

“There are three kinds of people in this world: Pussies, Dicks and Assholes. Pussies don’t like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes: assholes that just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is: they fuck too much or fuck when it isn’t appropriate – and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies can be so full of shit that they become assholes themselves… because pussies are an inch and half away from assholes.”

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