#DayZ Wallpaper

Chernarus Isometric

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TheRunningManZ :The Repeated! First Person DayZ Standalone Gameplay.

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Cleaning out your display drivers for #DayZ

Here’s another remarkably useful detritus cleaning trinket

(If you use it, it’ll probably be good, but don’t blame me if it goes wrong)

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Display Driver Uninstaller

For that box fresh graphics feeling

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Whoever smelt it dealt it, hardcore version

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Tisy Sneak peek ?

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DayZ Dev Team Enfusion Renderer for .60

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4Chan visits #DayZ

This is bang on

 

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Driving Miss Spaggie 3

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Brokeback Apocolypse: @TheRunningManZ & Ben

Dem Feels

Go watch TheRunningManZ on Twitch

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#DayZ .60 Dev Log / Central Economy

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Koffat The Barrel Hunter

Sometimes it’s fun to give people the benefit, sometimes it doesn’t work out.

 

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Maybe you don’t need an SSD for #DayZ

Running DayZ on an SSD is a Good Thing

Running DayZ on SHDDS is a Good Thing (but not as good as an SSD)

RAID 0ing drives to increase data throughput is a Good Thing

All that stuff is fun and much better than HDD rust spinners

There’s another way if you’ve got a load of RAM kicking about, bang DayZ in a RAMDisk

The first thing to do is to set up a RAMDisk, you’ll need it to be about 15Gig, so you’re machine really needs to be having a shedload of RAM in it to run the RAMDisk and the game (I’ve tried it at 28GG and 32GB with 15GB RAMDisks and it was fine)

According to tests I’ve seen this puppy is one of the fastest RAMDisks

https://www.softperfect.com/products/ramdisk/

You need to download it and install it and setup a 15Gb ish RAM drive
In all honesty I can’t help you too much here, I find it hard to setup, but it’s do-able
I find it hard because I don’t want it automounting on boot n that

Generally it’s kinda easy

 

 

Okay, then you need to move the game files onto it

YOU CANT JUST COPY THEM

You need to create a Junction for Steam to follow

A Junction is a bit like a pointer, you go to the old directory and the OS pretends all the moved files are still there

 

There’s a great program for moving files for Steam, surprisingly it’s called SteamMover, you can get it here:

http://www.traynier.com/software/steammover

 

It’ll move your game files into the RAMDisk (and back again if you need to)

 

If you cock with this and it kills you’re machine it’s not my fault, but it’s fun and makes a difference if you’ve got enough RAM

 

 

 

 

 

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Cocking DayZ Processor Settings for smoother FPSes

Dayz is massively unoptimised right now and everything you can do to streamline your machine will increase Frames per Second and Graphics

Putting the game files on an SSD is good

Tweaking your DayZ Settings is also good

But optimising your processor can also make a difference

One of the best things to do is to park the DayZ process and then prioritise it using Process Lasso, click on the image to go download it

 

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Once you’ve got it installed, set the profile to Gaming

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You could also think about maaybe (depending if your cooling is cool) permanently increasing the DayZ priority.

Run DayZ

ALT+Tab out of it

open Process Lasso and find the DayZ process and set it to Above Normal or something

 

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Additionally!

Remember to play with other things, if you run Kaspersky Anti Virus you might want to make sure this is set:

 

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IMPORTANT: I really don’t know what I’m doing dicking with this stuff so if it breaks your computer it’s not my fault

 

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I see you baby

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Keyboard Gestures

Another thing nicked from Reddit

dayz hands 4x4x2

 

Thanks Aldorn

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Fixing DayZ Ingame Glitches with Flush

Saw this on reddit, haven’t tried it

 

I’ve found a few of the bugs introduced with the latest patches can be resolved by using the hidden flush command rather than doing a complete relog, such as:

-Unable to put items in hands

-Status indicators not displaying

-Sudden low FPS

 

To perform a flush:

-Press the LEFT Shift key + the NUMPAD Minus key together.

-Type flush

 

Thanks omnomanom

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31/01/2016 Green Mountain

Whoever was taking pot shots at us to the north of Green Mountain

You’re a really bad shot

Probably worse than me

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PvE (ish)

Our server is PvE (ish)

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There’s nothing ANYWHERE that can mind control players into being PvE or RP or PvP or even just lying in the road whistling Dixie for 19 hours

You do what you want
(except cheat, duping, glitching, scripting that kind of stuff (we’re DAST))

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I generally prefer PvE and so I’d like people to be a bit less PvP and a bit more PvE and maybe some RP
But it’s YOUR decision how you play
I can’t control you, and most of the time I can’t control me

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Welcome to DayZ
Make your choices

We got in a firefight last night
I’m not really sure what went down
There HAD to be another shooter on the grassy knoll
Logs are inconclusive

DVS got killed first I rolled back the logs some to see the build up

21:11:06 | “Syrphic HIT Sheepish by fist into head.”
21:11:06 | “Sheepish STATUS S::1832.64 B::5000 H::4998 HP::0.”
21:11:07 | “Sheepish HIT Syrphic by fist into Chest.”
21:11:07 | “Syrphic STATUS S::50 B::5000 H::4998 HP::0.”
21:15:31 | “Kantenholz SHOT [DVS] Kabocha by Fal into Chest.”
21:15:31 | “[DVS] Kabocha STATUS S::1500 B::3500 H::4380 HP::0.”
21:15:31 | “Kantenholz SHOT [DVS] Kabocha by Fal into Chest.”
21:15:31 | “[DVS] Kabocha STATUS S::2000 B::3000 H::4180 HP::0.”

[DVS] Kabocha (our guy) gets killed by Kantenholz FAL shots
21:15:31 | Player “[DVS] Kabocha” has been killed by player “Kantenholz”

Why is Kantenholz unconscious in this next line?
There’s nothing in the logs

21:18:53 | “Player Kantenholz has fallen into unconsciousness.”

This next line is the first thing that hurt Kantenholz
A ‘Hard Hit’ with no source
Don’t know what that is
21:18:53 | “Kantenholz has fallen into unconsciousness. HARD HIT Total S::7042.22”

I see a guy running, think it’s the guy that shot [DVS] Kabocha and take pots

21:18:55 | “[DVS] Spaggie SHOT Syrphic by Mosin9130_Green_Black into RightArm.”
21:18:55 | “Syrphic STATUS S::500 B::4500 H::4800 HP::0.”
21:18:55 | “[DVS] Spaggie SHOT Syrphic by Mosin9130_Green_Black into RightArm.”
21:18:55 | “Syrphic STATUS S::1000 B::4000 H::4600 HP::0.”
21:18:55 | “[DVS] Spaggie SHOT Syrphic by Mosin9130_Green_Black into RightArm.”
21:18:55 | “Syrphic STATUS S::1500 B::3500 H::4400 HP::0.”
21:18:55 | “[DVS] Spaggie SHOT Syrphic by Mosin9130_Green_Black into RightArm.”
21:18:55 | “Syrphic STATUS S::2000 B::3000 H::4200 HP::0.”
21:18:57 | “Syrphic STARTS BLEEDING.”

Then I see Kantenholz and think I’m getting clanned so take a pot

21:20:09 | “[DVS] Spaggie SHOT Kantenholz by Mosin9130_Green_Black into LeftArm.”

They’re both lying and bleeding for a bit

21:20:09 | “Kantenholz STATUS S::3460 B::3535 H::4340 HP::0.”
21:20:09 | “Kantenholz SHOT Syrphic by MP5K into LeftArm.”
21:20:09 | “Syrphic STATUS S::520 B::1252 H::4000 HP::0.”
21:20:10 | “Kantenholz SHOT Syrphic by MP5K into RightArm.”
21:20:10 | “Syrphic STATUS S::960 B::703 H::3800 HP::0.”
21:20:10 | “Kantenholz SHOT Syrphic by MP5K into RightArm.”
21:20:10 | “Syrphic STATUS S::1460 B::203 H::3600 HP::0.”
21:20:11 | “Kantenholz STARTS BLEEDING.”
21:20:11 | “Player Kantenholz has fallen into unconsciousness.”
21:20:12 | “Player Syrphic has fallen into unconsciousness.”
21:20:17 | “Syrphic DIED Blood <= 0”
21:22:29 | “Kantenholz STOPS BLEEDING.”

One dies, one prones behind a wall
I run in to see wtf
And get killed

21:22:59 | “Kantenholz SHOT [DVS] Spaggie by MP5K into LeftArm.”
21:22:59 | “[DVS] Spaggie STATUS S::500 B::4500 H::4765.13 HP::0.”
21:22:59 | “Kantenholz SHOT [DVS] Spaggie by MP5K into LeftArm.”
21:22:59 | “[DVS] Spaggie STATUS S::1000 B::4000 H::4565.13 HP::0.”
21:22:59 | “Kantenholz SHOT [DVS] Spaggie by MP5K into LeftArm.”
21:22:59 | “[DVS] Spaggie STATUS S::1500 B::3500 H::4365.13 HP::0.”
21:22:59 | “Kantenholz SHOT [DVS] Spaggie by MP5K into LeftArm.”
21:22:59 | “[DVS] Spaggie STATUS S::2000 B::3000 H::4165.13 HP::0.”
21:22:59 | “Kantenholz SHOT [DVS] Spaggie by MP5K into Chest.”
21:22:59 | “[DVS] Spaggie STATUS S::3500 B::1500 H::3565.13 HP::0.”
21:22:59 | Player “[DVS] Spaggie” has been killed by player “Kantenholz”

 

 

That’s that really
What a mess

 

Love you guys but there’s no point moaning at me on TS though tbf

 

We respawned down on the beach
Met DerDude, grew some pumpkins, got caught in rain, built a fire in balota
Sang songs, told stories

Began a new adventure

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DayZ, Sunny Day

I pulled the shot, but man he cut it close
We’d been circling him for about 10 minutes trying to chat

A couple of times he had me cold and aiming on the build up

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Worst Camp Ever

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Server News Jan 16

It’ll probably be within Bohemia Maintenance window anyway I guess

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DayZ Lada 4×4 Hot Coffee Mod?

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Credit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/40g0tt/the_lada_4x4_has_a_hot_coffee_button_as_well_as/

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Stalking (playing with post-prod zooming)

I made it so I’m sharing it

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Words are not necessary (Door Dicking)

I wasn’t going to upload this but reminds me of how much I was laughing

I ran up some stairs in town and came face to face with someones crotch, ran around a bit for the lulz and then scarpered up the hill.

Windows 10 had royally dicked me, nothing was working, video drivers were crashing disk caching was all over the place, the Mic wasn’t working. And DayZ was crashing.

I didn’t get the funniest bit where we crouched either side of the fence and wondered WTF

I’ve acronis’d back to Windows 7 now and everything ids gravy again

door dick over to www.spaggie.com

Whoever you are man, funny as fuck

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Get with the fucking programme Josh :-p

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How to Whitelist players on your server

Our server isn’t whitelisted right now, we’ve been exceptionally lucky

But it will soon have to be, you can apply at Whitelist Me if you need

This is how we do it

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Big Decisions (Caveat:30 Minute Long Play style video)

It’s a big decision to put an armband on

It’s a big decision to shoot someone

I play a long game, a slow play style, this video is about half an hour, if you don’t want to watch it dont
s’cool, I still love you

Watch on YouTube

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What is the [DVS] clan?

Well, there is no clan, it’s not a thing. It doesn’t exist

It doesn’t mean anything and no one knows who anyone is

Anyone can use it

So why use it?

We kind of use it to show were probably not Kill-on-Sighters and ‘go to’ people for help and kit trades (organised in our TeamSpeak)
DayZ lets you change your name easily, so it can help to spot regular players

Also, seeing a lot of clan type tags on a server can invoke a certain set of emotions in server hoppers, mostly nervousness, which is fun

Feel free to use it if you want, especially on our Server (we know you may be lying 🙂 )

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How not to snipe helicopters … again, the hangover edition

I’m so bad at this, what did I do wrong?

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Best Settings for DayZ

One of the fun things about DayZ is trying to max FPS by dicking with settings

I’d advise always taking a copy of your start settings, which should be in

C:\Users\\Documents\DayZ

There’s 3 places settings can be dicked with

1). in the startup options for DayZ in Steam, this is where you’d add ‘-newui’ to fire up the new User Interface, which is gruesome but gives you a slight FPS boost

You can also use this tool to help with those some: http://rtainc.co/dayz

They don’t really work since 0.54 allegedly

2). In the game in the Video settings

Which is a whole heap of fun (remember where you started)

3). In the config files (remember, take a copy) there’s a great guide here:

http://www.dayztv.com/standalone/dayz-performance-guide-crash-fix/

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